WOLF POST FOR SHENANIGANS

[move_bitch]

HEY BAASTARDS DISCUSS WOLFIE THINGS HERE

[IT'S LIKE. A POOL HOUSE. THERE'S CHEETOS AND SHIT. PROBABLY SOME OTHER NICE STUFF, JUST ASK

this is on an a dummy journal because who forgot how filters work, it's ash, this is how i roll DON'T LET ANYONE SEE THIS LINK]

Comments

[wooliefrand]

Wan Wan! The ousting is happening! You guys gotta decide on someone to kick out tonight!

[voreaciously]

Great. Does anyone have any suggestions? Does missing an eye hurt?

[wooliefrand]

I always see the world half full now it is fine!!

[rightasrain]

Are you made of stuffing?

[wooliefrand]

Yup yup! Ummm there are some hard bits too but mostly stuffing! It keeps me squishable and non-threatening, wan!

[rightasrain]

I wanna see...

[wooliefrand]

[COUGHS UP SOME PERFECTLY FLUFFY COTTON]

[rightasrain]

...

You're a strange one.

[wooliefrand]

W-wan wan. . .! I'm sorry!!

[onhisparade]

Ignore him. You're very cute. But say, what happens to anyone we vote off?

[wooliefrand]

They're locked in the other poolhouse on the other side of the beach! They have cable and snacks, and get to watch the rest of the game!

[onhisparade]

Oh, well, that's not so bad. But you said this was an experiment? What are you testing, exactly?

[wooliefrand]

Itsa secret, wan!

. . .I'm winking but you can't really tell. . .

[onhisparade]

It's okay, I can pretend, though that sounds a bit ominous now?

[rightasrain]

Do we have a dice so we can pick someone randomly?

[wooliefrand]

Wan wan! Here you go.

ignore that. wrong account omg.

[onhisparade]

If you're sure. If you need something sewed there, I could do it for you. If that's how that works?

it cool!!

[wooliefrand]

Wan wan, thank you. . .but I gotta stay like this for now, the button for my eye was super special. . .

[onhisparade]

Did someone special give it to you?

[wooliefrand]

Yup yup!! My master! They'll have to find another soon, wan. . .